Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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