he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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