Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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