The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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