When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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