Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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