Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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