either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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