I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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