Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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