so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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