Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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