I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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