In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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