Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My vagina just recognized that song.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
