Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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