i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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