So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
