i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC