if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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