Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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