I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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