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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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