Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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