Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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