Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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