We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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