pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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