Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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