So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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