He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so explain again why im purple
no
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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