the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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