My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
