ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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