Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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