So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
