This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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