awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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