i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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