Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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