I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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