please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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