Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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