I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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This is the high leading the old right now
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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