my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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