i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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