Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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