I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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