We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Are we in a gay sports bar?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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