so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
His hands were made for my vagina.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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