Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
