If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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