i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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