Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
